Talk Like a Pirate Day it be!
Okay . . . but . . . why are all these pirates so grumpy?
WE JUST ARRRRRRRRRRE!
That is my favorite joke ever (because I'm a huge dork). However, my favorite presentation of a pirate joke ever was when my friend and I were riding in a full Sears Tower elevator and some guy shouted out, "How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? Buck-an-ear!" (Why are these pirates so random?)
As for this holiday, I appreciate it, but remember not to get carried away. In related news, I would like to take this opportunity to say in defense of the state of Oregon that this pirate family you saw on Wife Swap—blimey! We think they're nutters too.
Aye aye!
Posts
2 comments:
One of my favorites: Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? It was rated ARRRR!
What kind of socks to pirates like to wear? Arrrgle !
Post a Comment