Owen sixteen! (0-16) The Lions stink!
Unfortunately, they also no longer know who to fire. Hmm.
UPDATE: Through the wonder of Google's 10th anniversary time machine, you can search the oldest websites Google has stored and find the Lions' website from 2001, when they celebrated not being the NFL's first-ever 0-16 team, having won their first game of the season in . . . December. Oh dear lord.